Reason #469302 to learn how to spell, ya’ll…. http://t.co/NikUvuEC
RT @meganamram: Yo momma’s so poor, her heirlooms are actual tomatoes
Fuck yeah, @skinnyfists and I are rockstars! #packing
A dreary and rainy day, perfect for moving… As if! http://t.co/FiuV8KLz
RT @sfslim: If you really want to get Wall Street’s attention, stay home on Friday. #BuyNothingDay #OWS
My four year old just mistook @jianghomeshi for her uncle and @wilw for her dad #TwitterAvatars
Baby hugs are the best hugs
Love it! RT @Eggermont: We have just invented Sinterclaws - sort of a Dutch post-racist Halloween.
RT @kylethepeck: Save Community on NBC - Don’t let them cancel it! Sign the petition! http://t.co/ta5fc9W9
RT @jianghomeshi: So to be clear, NBC is “not canceling” the (very fine) comedy Community. It’s just benching it. Indefinitely. #merde h …
RT @J_Goldstein: Just saw a McDonald’s TV ad for egg McMuffins where they brag about using real eggs. “Just like you get in a grocery st …
Mind. blown. RT @neiltyson: MUST SEE: Feeling small lately? Wanna feel even smaller ? [3min] http://t.co/AwoanPyP
RT @tomwaits: Roll my vertebrae out like dice; let my skull be a home for the mice.
RT @neiltyson: Yup. Any time written hh:mm:ss mm/dd/yy won’t repeat for 100yr. Evidence something can be rare yet completely uninteresting.
I can’t wait till I can play it! Bye bye mommy #SorryKids RT @feliciaday: Skyrim = Goodbye world for a while.
Squeeeeeeee!!! Me wanty! RT @Victor_Lucas: It’s out in Australia! :) RT @ScientificNinja: SKYRIM GET! http://t.co/w4O2zNZG
RT @ClaireCrowfoot: How convenient that the “independent” study on Norwegian fish farms in our B.C waters calling the fish farms ‘safe’ …
Mama Drama: Suggestions/Tips/Advise Edition - All aboard the crazy… http://t.co/6tGzOng2 #STFUParents
You need a stomach made of iron to watch I Saw The Devil. I made @skinnyfists turn it off 20 mins ago and I still feel queasy and disturbed
RT @GeorgeTakei: Are you gay? A test for the guys. http://t.co/xCWsjDMD
RT @Eggbeck: Yuck promoted tweets. Like I care you turned 100, Chevrolet. Big deal. My Grandma’s nearly the same age and way radder.
Hurry up and wait #emergencyrooms
RT @jkarpati: I’ve seen a billion squirrels in my life, yet I’ve never once seen any squirrel shit anywhere. There’s a lesson there. WHA …
RT @RashisTVUgly: Ah, as the evening progresses, out come the creepy grown adult trick or treaters. Safety third.
Ruh roh @skinnyfists - Black Licorice: Trick or Treat? http://t.co/TYtRHAP1